Oops. Did I do that?

Version 37.0 is old. There are bugs that were never fixed and issues that head office and upper management were too busy to address.

So Version 38.0 is right around the corner.

What did the designers learn from this past years software?

Well, I think, well hell, lets just be honest, I know, I AM the designer.

What was learned is not so much as important as what was gleaned from those days and nights of bugs, and glitches and Blue screens of death, and the ever annoying colour wheels of doom.

The nuggets.

The bits.

The designer has come up with a new and more advanced new software model, and the joy of it, is that it will be concurrent in nature. The GENIUS, is that it will actually end up looking way more like Version 39.0.

So.

A few points of interest;

- faster upload speeds

- fewer missed day due to operational downtime.

- vastly enhanced client usability

- a cleaner and more elegant framework design

- humility

- humble pie

- fear and loathing 300 miles from Las Vegas

- love

- understanding

- forgiveness for the designers failures in past models.

Ya, I feel like a fucking robot, a computer. Software. Perfect and dead cold execution of flawed programming and shitty hardware.

Fuck Version 38.0

It's just version 37.0 with a newer and cooler looking box. Same as all the other tired old software I encounter everyday.

I can't wait until I trade myself in for a fucking typwriter.